What's the best use for an awful car?

"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit) 07/07/2014 at 11:37 • Filed to: Question of the Day, Crapcans

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Some cars are better than others. And I don't mean in the "well I'm sure the Camry is all grounded to the ground and all that but just means I can't Orlove it!" sense, I mean in the "I'm sure they still manufacture these things for Air Force missile test programs because that's the only organization in their right mind who would buy them" sense. We've already gone over !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! including LeMons racing, but I want to know what cars do you think are practically designed from the drawing board for a particularly gruesome and untimely death, and in what form should said gruesome and untimely death take?

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ly2v8-Brian > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 07/07/2014 at 11:46

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Sending all of the priuses (prii?) to Ft. Sill, OK to give the artillery guys something good to shoot at.

daender > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 07/07/2014 at 11:47

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Monster truck crushing fodder.

Jagvar > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 07/07/2014 at 11:50

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Planter.

Sn210 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 07/07/2014 at 11:53

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field bombing! I learned to drive that way. I killed a K-car, 2 Escort Ponies, and one Hyundai Excel

mr_gofast > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 07/07/2014 at 11:54

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for either hyundais or Prius'sssssss

zeontestpilot > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 07/07/2014 at 11:54

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Slowly kill it but racing it around a homemade rally track, and treating it like the junker it is.

mr_gofast > ly2v8-Brian 07/07/2014 at 11:55

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anonsagainstanonymous > zeontestpilot 07/07/2014 at 11:57

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yes. this.

willkinton247 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 07/07/2014 at 12:04

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Racing.

zeontestpilot > anonsagainstanonymous 07/07/2014 at 12:07

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I sometimes drive my own car like that. Then remember that its the only car I own, -_-..

The dirt roads and turns.....they are calling me.....

zeontestpilot > mr_gofast 07/07/2014 at 12:08

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Um, somehow I like this better than target practice. It's so....majestic watching....like a fat ballerina.

zeontestpilot > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 07/07/2014 at 12:12

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Ah man, I forgot somethings. Demolition derby. Plain and simple.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 07/07/2014 at 12:50

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What a waste of a good Tacoma. /smdh

Stef Schrader > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 07/19/2014 at 18:05

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LeMons it. That was the original plan for the Failtima if I got stuck with that hateful pile after college. Death by LeMons. Volunteer it for the Curse (back when they still crushed cars) at the first opportunity.